Church of Scientology of Minnesota v. Minnesota State Medical Association Foundation

There once was a group, Scientology.
It complained we defamed its theology.
But the source of frustration
Was first publication.
And courts won't do paleontology.

Church of Scientology of Minn. v. Minn. State Med. Ass'n Found., 264 N.W.2d 152 (Minn. 1978)
(adopting "first publication" rule for running of statute of limitations)