De Minimus Rex

When my fungal delights caused kerfluffles
Over tubers, you'd sue to make scuffles
To me it's no vex
I say, "non curat lex"
The law won't concern 'tself with truffles

The Tortious and the Hare

There once was an scrupleless tortoise
Who ran in a race rather tortuous
The hare did he encumber
With elixir of slumber
The action was found to be tortious

[inspired by volokh conspiracy: here and here]